chris she/her //minors dni I’m 28
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can’t see me suck shit at sudoku
Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore
male lover here!
i will not be doing that!
You wull never pleasure me
Worthless animal
Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think
so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
ai generated beer commercial + oneohtrix point never
this looks like the in game commercials at the start of mgs4
‘Virtual Reality’ in 1830.
saw someone refer to not knowing how to keep track of your money as “girl math” ……why are we in this weird era of treating women like idiots but repackaging it to sound cute and quirky. We All Need To Stop
at this point i also take issue with those tweets/posts that are of the genre “girls were meant to sit in their bed with treats and do nothing all day” it was fun and #relatable maybe the first few times but it’s really just feeding into this weird mass objectification and dehumanization of women going on all over every social media platform now
As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.
Look at who now cares about the well-being of inmates.